My review of Superman Returns
And here's why:
Roger Mussenden and Ann Robinson are the casting directors for the new movie, "Superman Returns", and Lynn Stalmaster is the person who cast the original "Superman" that was done in 1978. Before I say anything (else) negative, I would like to commend these three on their skills at picking someone to play Superman/Clark Kent. Of course, everyone knows Christopher Reeve as Superman, and vice versa. So, when this new one was being hyped, one of the biggest concerns was Brandon Routh (right) being able to fill Reeve's cape. But, much to my surprise, this n00b's pretty damn good.
Roger Mussenden and Ann Robinson are the casting directors for the new movie, "Superman Returns", and Lynn Stalmaster is the person who cast the original "Superman" that was done in 1978. Before I say anything (else) negative, I would like to commend these three on their skills at picking someone to play Superman/Clark Kent. Of course, everyone knows Christopher Reeve as Superman, and vice versa. So, when this new one was being hyped, one of the biggest concerns was Brandon Routh (right) being able to fill Reeve's cape. But, much to my surprise, this n00b's pretty damn good.
Unfortunately, however, these three casting directors fuckin' suck at picking actresses to play Lois Lane. The first Lois Lane was played by Margot Kidder (left). She's ugly, bitchy, and ugly. Fuck that ho. The new Lois Lane is played by Kate Bosworth (below). I can't tell if she's pretty, so that means she's not. Also, she has no tits or ass. LAME! Let's also not forget that she's only 23, so having a five-year-old son is a bit white trash/unrealistic, not to mention that when Kidder played Lois Lane, she looked 83. The lack of continuity makes my brain hurt. Anyway, all that shit aside, I just really think that Bosworth isn't a strong enough actress to share the screen with the likes of Routh, Kevin Spacey (who playes Lex Luthor), and Kal Penn (wait... what the fuck?).
Other than that, and a few minor plot conveniences and incontinuities (which are to be expected from any summer blockbuster... especially a comic book movie), "Superman Returns" is pretty great. It's a little long, but it's not boring. Just long. And mostly good.
Rest in Truth, Justice, The American Way... and Peace.
Other than that, and a few minor plot conveniences and incontinuities (which are to be expected from any summer blockbuster... especially a comic book movie), "Superman Returns" is pretty great. It's a little long, but it's not boring. Just long. And mostly good.
Rest in Truth, Justice, The American Way... and Peace.
I dont know Hunter, I have to disagree with you on this Lois Lane issue... while the previous Lois Lane was an ugly crack whore... this new bitch... I'd fuck her... and that's pretty much my criteria for a leading lady... fuckability.
Posted by
Jason |
1:28 AM
Hey man, that's cool. You can have her.
Posted by
Hunter Cool |
12:12 PM
yeah, I must agree with the Hunterooskie on this. The bitch has no tits or ass. What the fuck, if this chick really had sex with superman shouldn't she be like dead or something?
Dude if I was Superman I would be bangin much hotter chicks than that, someone like Jenna Jameson that would be able to handle my super shlong.
---Antonio
Posted by
Antonio |
11:08 AM