The grass is always greener when you use Miracle-Gro.
Have you ever noticed that humans have this odd obsession with riding things? Think about it. We have so many different methods of transportation that are beyond walking. They have wings, or sails, or wheels, or even legs. And it's not simply a utility; much pleasure can be sought in just getting from here to there.
Of course, it all started with climbing on horses and such because then we didn't get tired. Plus, they're strong enough to carry a human (maybe two) and a bunch of luggage. Then we got the wheel. Well, it all took off from there.
Today we have cars, bikes, trains, skateboards, roller blades, buses, and those stupid shoes with the wheels in the heels that kids like. God damn, I swear, every time I see some little fucker zipping down Main St. on a pair of those I just wanna fuckin' clothesline them into oblivion (yes, my arm is that solid).
But even with the variety of wheeled transport, we just couldn't fucking stop. No, we had to go and sit in something that would float! Fuckin' boats man. What the shit? Boats are pretty neat when you really think about it.
And of course I have to mention aircraft. Birds now have nothing on us humans. Back in the day it was like, yeah birds are stupid, but hell, they can fly! Who wouldn't want to fly? Well, now humans can fly, and the birds can't do anything about it, except maybe get caught up in the propellors and shit.
But then you think aboot those who can't even walk, like whales, snakes, and amputees. Man, what they wouldn't do to be on the cross country team.
Rest in Perspective.
Of course, it all started with climbing on horses and such because then we didn't get tired. Plus, they're strong enough to carry a human (maybe two) and a bunch of luggage. Then we got the wheel. Well, it all took off from there.
Today we have cars, bikes, trains, skateboards, roller blades, buses, and those stupid shoes with the wheels in the heels that kids like. God damn, I swear, every time I see some little fucker zipping down Main St. on a pair of those I just wanna fuckin' clothesline them into oblivion (yes, my arm is that solid).
But even with the variety of wheeled transport, we just couldn't fucking stop. No, we had to go and sit in something that would float! Fuckin' boats man. What the shit? Boats are pretty neat when you really think about it.
And of course I have to mention aircraft. Birds now have nothing on us humans. Back in the day it was like, yeah birds are stupid, but hell, they can fly! Who wouldn't want to fly? Well, now humans can fly, and the birds can't do anything about it, except maybe get caught up in the propellors and shit.
But then you think aboot those who can't even walk, like whales, snakes, and amputees. Man, what they wouldn't do to be on the cross country team.
Rest in Perspective.
your mom likes riding things.
Posted by
shoes |
2:37 PM
God dammit, I shoulda used that in the original post. What's wrong with me? Why didn't I think of it?
Posted by
Hunter Cool |
3:55 PM